College: Facebook Drinking Game

The Facebook Drinking Game

How To Play:

1. Grab a drink and gather round the computer monitor with your friends!

2. Take turns going through each other's Facebook Profiles!

3. Get shitfaced!

4. Try not to send rambling, incoherent messages to every girl you had a crush on in high school.

Alright, here we go...

Profile Picture

Take 1 DRINK if your profile picture is a blank expression looking away from the camera

Take 2 DRINKS if your profile picture is you when you were a cute little baby

Take 3 DRINKS if your profile picture is a blank expression looking away from the camera when you were a cute little baby

Friend List

Take 1 DRINK if your Friends List has someone on it who you don't know and have never talked to, but you don't want to delete them because you're not sure if they'll find out

Take 2 DRINKS if your Friends List has a platonic friend jokingly listed as 'You hooked up once'

Take 3 DRINKS if your Friends List has someone on it who stifles your entire Facebook existence, such as your an ex-girlfriend, your boss, or your real-life mom or dad

Photos

Take 1 DRINK if you have posted a Photo Gallery called 'Random' or 'Misc'

Take 2 DRINKS if you have jokingly tagged an inanimate object in one of your photos with something like "Chair Darrell puked on" Take 3 DRINKS if you have ever posted an as-big-as-possible 60-photo album covering one three-hour night out with your friends GROUPS Take 1 DRINK if you're in a charity group such as "For every 1000 people who join this group, I will donate $1 towards finding a cure for traffic jams" Take 2 DRINKS if you're in a group for graduates of your elementary school, but you don't know anybody else in the group and whenever you visit the page you just get depressed Take 3 DRINKS if you're in a group dedicated to bringing somebody else onto Facebook such as "Jessica Durk, get on Facebook already bitch!!!" Personal Info Take 1 DRINK if you have posted a quote from Yoda Take 2 DRINKS if you have posted a quote from Napoleon Dynamite Take 3 DRINKS if you have posted a quote from Nietzsche Facebook Habits  Take 1 DRINK if you've ever written "Wow! Never thought you'd join Facebook!" on someone's wall Take 2 DRINKS if you've ever felt guilty when reading a lengthy Wall-To-Wall conversation between two people who are better friends with each other than they are with you Take 3 DRINKS if you've ever checked the size of someone's friends list and felt superior that yours was bigger